One of my biggest office pet-peeves ever: cheap toilet paper. If you work in an office, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

To save a few bucks, the building's management company chooses TP that's so thin, the usual roll has 50 times the amount of regular TP rolls. It's so lightweight you end up using a huge wad of it (therefore raising suspicions in the other stalls that somehow your butt's really, really dirty). And then, when the first roll is finally over, you spent 5 agonizing minutes trying to get the second one started, only managing to peel off small pieces at a time.

There's a special Circle of Hell just for the guys who designed that toilet paper. As if pooping at work was not a lot of work already...

PS: I just realized I didn't use any "bad word" in this post. Before I lose my French passport for Délit de Political Correctness: ass, shit, crap, fuck. Pfeww.

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