Speaking of annoying characters, I'm sorry, but anyone can stand David Caruso's character on CSI: Miami? His preening around being all smart and clever, always guessing that someone behind him is sighing or something, his little clever quips before the opening credits are just infuriating. Say somebody was killed by a sports car, it'd go something like this:

Cop: Witnesses saw a Ferrari hit him and speed away.
Horatio: Probably not the ride... he was looking for.
[Horatio puts sunglasses on and walks away]
[Cue in music]

Ugh! Shut up, smartass!

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