I know, Ayman, you hate us and we're all going to suffer millions of pains while you play around in Heaven with fourty virgins or whatever (although with inflation, it might be fifty), but if you're gonna say that, make sure we don't get distracted by other things in the video.

First off, that dot on your forehead? Very distracting. Surely a world terrorist such as you has access to face creams in Pakistan or whatever? Get some Proactiv. Or maybe a good foundation. Not to be mean, but you're ten minutes away from an Extreme Makeover (Terrorist Edition)...

Then, you must really watch what you wear. That white turban on a black garb and against a black background made your head look detached from your body (where you imitating Saddam, you silly goose?) I almost fell off the treadmill when I saw your head move back and forth, as if it was hovering around spouting death threats. Not very professional, buddy.

Sometimes, it's not the message, it's the delivery, so be careful next time (well, if you're still alive for it..)

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