You know how some commercials just overdo it? They really want to drive a point home, but in so doing, give you far too much to think about. This occurs more frequently with hemorroid cream, anything Vagisil related ("the virtually leak-free solution!"), or, of course, any feminine hygiene product (shudder).

The latest for the StayFree "dry max" thingie is such an ad. It features three lovely girls enjoying an afternoon of sun on a rooftop. All of a sudden, the water tank next door bursts. What's a girl to do? Why, reach in her bag for her box of pads, of course. I'm not too familiar with the topic, but how often must you change those when your friend's visiting? Do you actually walk around with a fucking box of it? Anyway, now Blondie's equipped to soak up the hundreds of gallons of liquid leaking from the tank. Subliminal message: even if you rag, literally, enough to fill up a pool, StayFree will keep you dry.

Charming.

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