My taxes this year were amazingly simple to do: no condo (yet), no stock sales (I just don't have the energy to deal with the regulation people at the office), limited charitable contributions (although I discovered I gave 75 bucks to the Make A Wish Foundation - surely I was on crack that day). At the end of the day though, I owe 97 bucks. For fucking fuck's sake.

Once I get a mortgage, every little thing I can deduct will make a difference and by God, I will deduct every single fucking thing I can deduct. Give 5 bucks to a hobo? Yup. Give to some gay charity (or be lured into giving after a few rounds of drinks)? Yup. School expenses? Yup, even pencils. Until then, I have to pony up and further participate in Halliburton's bottom line.

In other news, I am just hurt not to have been included in the Malcontent's March Gayness. I know, I know, I don't even know the dude; but still...

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