This morning at my favorite coffee shop someone ordered an iced half and half latte with sugar-free syrup. Now, to be perfectly clear, the drink basically consists of a tall glass of cold half and half (not that one, this one is half whole milk half heavy cream), a shot of espresso, and some syrup.

Thank Gawd the syrup is sugar-free, otherwise the whole thing would be unhealthy...

What. The. Fuck.

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