Sarah and I found ourselves at the friendly local dyke bar yesterday, en route to the boy bars, and struck up several conversations with muff-diving enthusiasts. Well it turns out, to my amazement, lesbos also have tops and bottoms! I guess then the butch ones are the tops? As far as mechanics go, I didn't ask for too many details, but the very fact they too make the distinction was enough to keep my mind entertained all evening (that is, until the Ketel clouded it).

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