Monday, June 30, 2008
Oy, I haven't updated this in 3 weeks? Ouch, sorry guys. You know how it goes: life takes over, travels whisk me somewhere only to return me a jetlagged heap of tiredness, etc. SO, let's recap.

Two weeks ago I went back to Chicago for a wonderful week at home. It started off with Andersonville's Midsommarfest with Josh, a sort of chill Pre-Pride festival with bands and cute shops and Miller beer and lesbians. After that, a few days at the office to earn my keep. Although in that case it was also very nice because in Paris I tend to work (or at least be tethered to my BlackBerry) until midnight, since the US offices are active until then, whereas in the US, at 5PM I'm outta there! I also had a few beers with Scott and Ryan at the wonderful Castaways on North Avenue Beach and, as usual, we couldn't stop gawking at all the hot boys running or rollerblading along the lakefront. The second weekend was a nice bonus, as I was supposed to be on my way back to Paris, but an unscheduled meeting in Chicago on Monday had me change my flight.

Not too many photos from Chicago, but I couldn't not post the giant vagina-esque blow-up thingie...



The flight back to Paris was a bit rough, as I came in on Tuesday morning only to go straight to work. And since I just can't sleep on planes, t'was tough to stay awake, especially around that 3PM time... Good news was I didn't have any meetings or anything that really required brain power. But still, staying awake was kinda torture all day until I could finally, pretty much, pass out as soon as I had crawled home.

Last weekend was family time. On Saturday I went to the Champagne region to see my aunt and her husband. They bought an old water mill that's the coolest shit ever. The property spans several mini-islands created by the diversion canal that was built to get water to the mill. They are now responsible for all those valves and bridges and all sorts of fun things for an geek like me to play with. Best part is, the river there is the Seine, which is kinda fun in a dorky way - though obviously it's kinda small so far upstream from Paris. We also went out for a ride with my Aunt's husband's sporty car (375 h.p. compressor engine!) and drove way, wayyy too fast down small country roads. The kind of acceleration that makes the blood rush to your brain - awesome! On a thankfully unrelated note, I also took the opportunity to buy a couple of cases of Champagne, which is cheaper than water there...

Of course, this means I missed Saturday's Paris' Pride on top of missing Chicago's. Dammit! Pride in Chicago is so fun: drinking with your friends on the street, randomly running into dozens of people you know, getting sunburned, bar-hopping. Le Siiigh! I need to stop this transatlantic life BS.

Now I'am all caught up. I can resume normal activities, and so can you...

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Saturday, February 16, 2008


I am being temporarily relocated to Paris for work for 3-6 months, starting at the end of March. Home on an expense account - can't be that bad :) I don't have a whole lot of details yet, but hopefully I'll have a fabulous corp apt with a hot butler or something. Oh, and if anyone has good tips about shipping cats overseas, gimme a shout-out!

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
So this morning's flight from ORD to LGA was a little more eventful than usual... First off, it left on time, which is rare enough to be mentioned. But it's only about 15 minutes before landing that things got really interesting.

I had just put away my iPod when I heard a thump thump thump sound coming from somewhere. Or maybe it was a flop flop flop. It sounded a bit like helicopter blades. The flight attendant had a fairly puzzled look on her face, and the road-warrior Mr. Corporate next to me also seemed a bit unnerved, which I took as the signs that the thump thump thump might in fact be the sound a fuselage makes moments before it peels off like a banana. After a few seconds, the sound stopped, and I turned my attention back to grinding my armrest with my fists.

Ten minutes later, the sound happened again. This time, the pilot went on the PA to let us know he had no idea what it was (reassuring), and that the engines looked (again, awesome choice of words) OK. He then let us know we'd be landing right away (we were already by LGA, so we basically just got immediate clearance as opposed to waiting around in circles like we usually do) and not to be alarmed if we saw emergency vehicles cruising down the runway with us after we touched down. Feeling the plane touching the tarmac was definitely a nice relief.

I have no idea what it turned out to be, but the emergency thing had its pluses: they unloaded the plane (passengers and bags) promptly so all the luggage was out on the carousel within, literally, 5 minutes of landing.

Awesome fun.

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Sunday, July 22, 2007
In NYC for three days for work - landed this afternoon. Had my first mani-pedi ever with Sara, by her UES place, walked around a bit, shopped at Zara (a mandatory stop when in NYC, as they don't have a store in Chicago), dinner in the meatpacking district, and a few drinks by myself at Hiro (Sara and Mel having decided it was "a school night"). Didn't feel like making friends by myself - and I do mean friends, not "friends", so went back to my hotel by Madison Square/ Flatiron district. I am now sitting on a very large expanse of down and Frette linens. Sleep beckons. Cheers, kids.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007
Those who know me know that I am a big pussy when it comes to the dentist. Well, those who don't know would probably figure as much too. So when, on my last visit, Doc F. told me I had a small cavity at the junction between two teeth (meaning, two cavities to fill out), I wasn't too pleased. So we talked, and he agreed to give me the gas and told me I should see with my doctor if I could get any anxiety medication. A quick call to my favorite Dr. B. led to a small Xanax scrip and all was well.

Until today, when I was time to actually get it done. I popped a couple X's on my way there (note to self: avoid driving self next time) and got started on the NOX as soon as I sat in the chair. End result? No pain whatsoever. I was just high the entire time. The doc was drilling and pushing and drilling and I was just completely not caring, instead focusing on how much their iPod playlist sucks (my dentist is awesome, he even has little Shuffles for patients).

Drugs are fun.

PS: Off to NY tomorrow, where Sara is taking me to get my very first mani-pedi. How exciting!

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007


On Sunday my classmate Grace agreed to take me and another classmate to a shooting range out in the suburbs. Being former Navy, she was well versed in how to use a handgun and volunteered to show us how to shoot with a 9mm Glock.

First off, these things are loud. It took me a good 15 minutes to stop freaking out every time a shot went off in other lanes at the range. Add to that the smell of gun powder and shells flying all over the place and you have one very uncomfortable Homosexual.

When my turn came to shoot, I slowly took the gun in my hand, loaded the magazine, cocked the gun (yeah, the term made me laugh too - apparently some guns can also be "double-cocked"), aimed, and shot. The recoil and the noise reverberated throughout my body and made my heart skip a few beats. I fired again a few times and put the gun down. Still shaken up, I buzzed the target (which had been set at 21ft) towards me to see if I had managed to hit it at least once. Surprise, every shot ended up in the black area of the target. Obviously that boosted my confidence somewhat and I was soon shooting like a mofo.

Turns out I have a bit of a natural talent, and by the end I was really aiming quite well. The feeling of power was so cool, too. At one point, I actually imagined I was a cop shooting a bad guy. I probably grew some extra chest hair out of that experience.

I am now officially hooked, and can't wait to go back to see how good I can get my aim. And then who knows, maybe I'll get to play with a Magnum .357 or a Desert Eagle (Tomb Raider's guns).

I am Man, hear me roar!

PS: The image above is the second target I shot that day. The squirrel target was also at 21 ft. Out of 10 shots, 7 ended in the bull's eye :)

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Monday, May 21, 2007
I am sitting in a drab hotel room in drab Midtown in NY, watching basic cable after having pigged out on Whole Foods sushi. It is Monday evening, I suppose, even in NY...

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Monday, May 14, 2007


Going to NYC for work this weekend and early next week. Anything fun happening?

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Sunday, May 13, 2007
I don't even have a good excuse for not blogging in ages. Granted, I've been a bit busy with settling into my condo and doing some basic housework, but still, I suck.

So I will tell you a story about how bad I am at housework, even though in my mind I'm Bob Villa. Last week I decided to pimp out my bedroom closet - twelve feet of virgin space, begging for some custom closet goodness. I promptly went to the Home Depot and bought a system from ClosetMaid that involved hanging everything from a bar at the top of the wall. I also purchased wall anchors which looked sturdy enough for the aforementioned bar. You know where this is going, don't you?

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So the horizontal bar from which the whole system is supposed to hang has holes every 8 inches. Thinking it was only clothes, I figured I could skip every other hole. First mistake. Then as I started drilling holes in the wall and placing the anchors into position, I realized they were of really shitty quality. I decided not to heed that omen and proceeded to the set the whole thing up. An hour later I was done and I was as proud of my gleaming closet as a father would of a tree house he just built for his kids.

Cut to 2AM, that night. I woke up to a horrible noise that left me slightly traumatised and the cats clawing everything in sight. It took me a minute to figure out where it had come from. As I opened the closet doors, I realized the extend of my cluelessness: the whole thing, all 12 feet of multiple levels of wire shelving, and the clothes that I had lovingly laid out had come down in one big mangled mess. The part of the wall where the top bar was afixed was riddled with big gaping holes and the bar was laying with the rest of the wreckage.

It took me a good hour to get everything out of the way, another couple hours to properly install the whole thing again and now I am the proud owner of a custom closet system - which conveniently hides a bunch of holes in the wall.

Long story short, I suck with tools. And if that had been a tree house for my kids, Child Services would be having a field day.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
The big move is finally over. Four guys showed up on Sunday morning, speaking all of 12 words of English (combined) and had my entire place packed into the truck in under an hour. They were amazing - one dude wrapped my 32-inch CRT TV in a blanket, then rolled a bunch of tape around it, and just flipped it on his back, as if it was nothing.

Moving is a good occasion to take stock in one's life, and my shipping manifest (I have OCD, OK - every box was cross-referenced and such) says that out of 37 boxes, 14 were kitchen stuff. I had a box with just pie tins and molds, and another one with kitchen gadgets, like vegetable peelers and mushroom brushes. What the fuck. I really should cook much more to justify this.

I am right now "borrowing" a neighbor's Wifi, but it appears as though I should be all connected again as soon as this weekend (only took 15 minutes on the phone with Comcast - a world record I'm sure).

Meanwhile I have finally unpacked the box that my manifest refers to as "booze", so a Black martini is in my very near future.

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Monday, April 23, 2007
We had the closing for my super-awesome loft today and it was quite exciting. Basically we all (me, my Awesome Agent Stephanie, my lawyer, the seller's agent, the seller's lawyer, and the closing officer) sat in a room at the title company. My lawyer gave me a huge stack of documents to sign, which we then faxed over to my mortgage company for approval. Once the green light came, the seller's agent gave me the keys to my new condo and everyone got their commission/fee checks :) Happiness all around, obv.

All in all, Stephanie kept count, I signed 63 times. Among those signatures was a form just to record my signature, and a form to say "yes, I am aware I just signed all these documents". Paperless this transaction was not...

But I digress. Bottom line is, as of 1PM today I am a proud homeowner. Hurray!

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Saturday, April 21, 2007
I took the famed Briggs-Myers test at school this morning, and discovered I am an ESTJ (Extraverted Thinking with Introverted Sensing). From the booklet's summary of this type:
Practical, realistic, matter-of-fact. Decivise, quickly move to implement decisions. Organize projects and people to get things done, focus on getting results in the most efficient way possible. Take care of routing details. Have a clear set of logical standards, systematically follow them and want others to also. Forceful in implementing their plans.
Note the conspicuous absence of any sort of human-like characteristics. Most of the other 15 types have words like "warmhearted", "outgoing", "friendly". Not ESTJ though. Basically, I'm nice and dependable and organized, like a German engineer. Or a Buick.

The sad part is that it's totally spot on...

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Last weekend was "prom" - my business school's annual black tie thingie. The event was actually loads of fun, even though I still don't know that many people yet. Suffice it to say, lots of Heineken was involved. I ended up at a bar in the meatpacking district (incidentally, a block from my new house) with a few classmates. One of them and I were reminiscing tonight in class about the evening.

Turns out I'm missing a good hour or two of the night. According to my bank statement, I closed my tab at 2:42 (no recollection), and according to the classmate, I lost my coat at the bar. Sure enough, can't find the coat in question in the house. When reminded we had done tequila shots, I could only remember the act itself, but couldn't remember who was there or even where we did it. The bright spot is that: 1) I remembered to get my credit card back, 2) I was supposedly not completely trashy or bumbling. What sucks is that I really like that coat...

Let it be a lesson, kids: don't drink so much that you don't remember anything the next day. Or don't wear a coat when you go out.

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Monday, April 16, 2007
Landlord's management company sucks, big time. There was a notice from the city's water department on the front door of the building a few weeks back saying service would be shut off because the account was past due. I called the management company and asked them to take care of it.

Guess they didn't, seeing as how I ain't got no water in da house tonight. I'm going to have to shower at the gym tomorrow morning, looks like.

Nice.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007
It's 1:12 in the morning and I'm still working. From home, thank Gawd, but still. My bed looks so inviting now. I am reduced to listening to A&F Radio to stay awake...

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
  • The weather has been extremely changing lately, it messes with my internal clock and hormones and such - but offers the promise of Oak Street Beach good times in the near future
  • I've actually been working rather hard, and working out as well - I'm so ripped right now people actually smoke a cigarette after they cross me in the street
  • My parents were in Chicago this past weekend, which was a lot of fun, but required my playing cruise director and translator for three days ("What's that show about, 'the Riches'?" "Oh, it'd take too long to explain")
  • Spring quarter stars tomorrow, with a math class (and a BS leadership class on Thursday)
  • I walked through my new hood on my way back from work tonight and ran across a container (a cube maybe about 3 feet across) full of raw, ground chicken meat. Thank God it's still cold out. The joy of the "MeatPacking District"...

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Monday, March 19, 2007
My taxes this year were amazingly simple to do: no condo (yet), no stock sales (I just don't have the energy to deal with the regulation people at the office), limited charitable contributions (although I discovered I gave 75 bucks to the Make A Wish Foundation - surely I was on crack that day). At the end of the day though, I owe 97 bucks. For fucking fuck's sake.

Once I get a mortgage, every little thing I can deduct will make a difference and by God, I will deduct every single fucking thing I can deduct. Give 5 bucks to a hobo? Yup. Give to some gay charity (or be lured into giving after a few rounds of drinks)? Yup. School expenses? Yup, even pencils. Until then, I have to pony up and further participate in Halliburton's bottom line.

In other news, I am just hurt not to have been included in the Malcontent's March Gayness. I know, I know, I don't even know the dude; but still...

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007


Apparently there was some sort of snow event in Chicago so the entire US airspace is a total mess. I'm sitting right now at a shitty gate at crappy LGA and there are, by my estimations, 1200 angry people trying to get on any given outbound flight. With any luck, I'll be home by midnight. Or something like that.

Meanwhile, I found out my company's CEO just bought himself a Park Avenue condo worth 360 years of my salary. He should have some cash left over though, as he's worth 3600 years of my salary. Oh, Joy...

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
My knees have been bothering me a little bit lately so, on advice from the trainer, I tried out a spinning class tonight to get the cardio out of the way. I knew it wasn't going to be easy but I figured "hey, I can do it!" So with my biggest smile I marched in there, picked up a bike, and got going to the sounds of techno/dance music.

So, can I do it? Well, it all depends on the meaning of "do it". If that means sweating, litterally, buckets while trying to maintain some sort of decorum on an uncomfortable bike that was slowing wedging itself into my ass; if it means desperately trying to breathe while pedalling and obeying the "let's go faster now, people" shouts from the instructor; if it means walking very slowly to the locker room afterwards, still dazed from the effort, then I did it.

Will I do it again? Hm... Fuck. No.

Meanwhile, it appears eating at chain restaurants is not super good for ya. The "Pizza Skins" at Uno Chicago pack a ridiculous 2050 calories. Which is what you spend running 4 hours (at a 10 minute mile pace). And it's an appetizer meant to precede a pizza. Heart attack with your check?

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Great, it's V-Day...

Good thing I'll be on the plane tonight. Now, all I need is a very cute seat neighbor. They're usually little old ladies or sweaty overweight sales reps, but one may hope. Oh, and in London, I must stay true to my V-Day resolution: no more silly crushes on out-of-towners. So I shall be very good (or very bad).

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Had my free personal training session today with the same trainer that did my fitness assessment thingie last week. It was fantastic. We only worked for 45 minutes, but by the end, I had sweated more than I have in my entire life. He was patient and encouraging, and I didn't want to be the Whiny Client so I pushed myself as much as I could. Now, merely a few hours later, my body already aches. Yay. Of course, it didn't hurt that he's kinda cute and that we did 15 minutes of stretching afterwards, with him manipulating me on a massage table...

Oh, I wish I could find the money to buy a bunch of sessions with him...

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Monday, February 12, 2007
Only two weeks before Sarah is back in NYC. We're impatiently waiting, darling!

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I've just bought a condo... Well, to be exact, the offer I made yesterday on a condo was accepted today. If all goes well, I shall move in two months. Should give me enough time to get used to eating Ramen Noodles every day.



Current Mood: 50% Excited, 50% Freaking Out

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Had my little fitness assessment with a trainer at my gym tonight. At the beginning of the conversation he asked what my goals were. I said lose weight, get fit. For the rest of the hour all we talked about was my Weight Loss Plan. I felt like a contestant on the Biggest Loser. The whole body-fat-percentage measurement didn't help either, as the number* is hideous. Quitting smoking was a horrible idea...

Sounds like I'm going to be moving into the gym soon...

*: I could tell you the number, but then I'd have to kill you.

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Thursday, February 01, 2007
In class tonight, someone was wearing a tight ribbed brown T-shirt (one of those shirts Guidos wear on their big nights out in the City), neatly tucked into a pair of black pants and with black shoes.

If only the GMAT had a fashion exam...

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
My company's HR department finally made up its mind about corp gym discounts and I now have the choice between Equinox or Crunch. I also really wanted Multiplex, so I went there for a visit, hoping my Mad Negotiating Skills would win me a cheapo membership.

How fun that was. First the guy pulled out a price sheet indicating a $350 enrollment fee, which he promptly scratched out as it is now, "for a limited time only" $150. Right, "for a limited time only". Lucky me, only $150! And then on top of that and the $120 monthly fee, the guy unapologetically asked for a $12 "card fee". "That's not part of the enrollment fee?" "No, but it's a one-time fee" "So is the enrollment fee" "Hm.. Yeah"

In the end I figured that spending 270 bucks before even stepping foot in a gym was a bit retarded, no matter how nice the gym is, so I went for a visit at the nearby Equinox, at which I'd pay reduced dues and no enrollment fee.

In a word, best fucking gym out there, for reals, peeps*. Beautiful equipment, nice locker rooms, hotties abounding (hey, it's part of the motivation), and lots of fun classes. Their boxing coach (I have no idea yet how gay I will look trying to bitch slap a punching bag but I'm willing to find out) won gold at the '92 Olympics. Now, that's a bit extreme, but still, good gym, no?

Anyway, I shall join as soon as HR processes the paperwork. I will therefore look like Jeremy Bloom within, literally, two weeks. Or I shall demand my money back...

*: I don't use my for real, peeps on just about anything, so it means something!

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Sunday, January 14, 2007
I heard it all over the TV and via my BlackBerry (one of our IT guys emailed the entire office with the news): the Bears won. Something. Apprently it's a big deal and it has something to do with the Superbowl. Or something.

A thorough survey of every single cell in my body failed to find one that was even remotely interested.

PS: And yes, I am aware of the irony of a blog post to say that I am not interested in something.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007
My Broker Extraordinaire is picking me up soon to go check out some condos I have my eye on. By the end of the afternoon, I will be either extremely disappointed at what little my budget can buy, or excited at how much it can. I'll try to be an optimist and hope for the latter.

UPDATE: Well, it was a bit hit or miss, but overall, saw some pretty promising stuff. Looks like I need to up my budget by 10% to really get what I want though... M. Banker, will you be nice to me?

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Thanks to the whole Mourning Day thingie today I got to stay home on my fat ass and watch Lifetime all day. I did manage to run a few errands but really, my productivity level has been astoundingly low. Nobody could possibly care, but here's my day:
  • Run 20 minutes (part of the Master Plan)
  • Watched several episodes of the Golden Girls, Frasier, and Will and Grace on Lifetime
  • Did not read any of the articles I have to ready by Thursday's Business Strategy class
  • Cooked Brussel Sprouts with golden raisins and (very little) bacon
  • Purchased 75 Solo (8, 16 and 32oz) containers from a professional store in the meatpacking district
  • Agonized over the choice between Crunch and Multiplex as my new gym
  • Found out that Toby's back at it
I think I'm ready to go back to work.

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Monday, January 01, 2007
This being a new year and all (Happy New Year, blah blah), I decided to implement phase 1 of my Ben Don't Want to Look Like a Whale Plan by running 20 minutes this morning. Well, I had forgotten how hard running was. I was out of breath by the time I reached the end of the block and was ready to cough up my lungs 3 blocks later. And I don't even smoke anymore! I did finish the 20 minutes without stopping though, which, after 6 months of no sports whatsoever, and the day after a very fun NYE party, ain't half bad.

Still, I wish they could bottle up exercise. It'd be a cute little pink pill, equivalent to, say, 30 minutes of running. You'd pop just the amount you need to burn off last night's cocktails. Of course, you can bet some tweaked out fags would find a way to crush it into powder so they can snort it at their next Circuit Party, and it would become America's New Problem, but that's the price of beauty.. Really, if they can send Man on the Moon, they really ought to be able to do that.

By the way, it is confirmed, FHC is a gay Ladies Man. No wonder the French government won't let him go back.

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Sunday, December 03, 2006
So I'm walking down the street today, chatting with my Mom on my cell, when these three girls wave at me. not recognizing them, I wave back, just in case. At the next crossing I catch up with them, curious. Turns out they thought I was cute and just wanted to say hi. Awww. I wish it was an everyday occurence, but that just ain't the case. They made my day..

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Monday, November 27, 2006


Chilling at the beginning of a very fun night with Mar, Emilie and Steph. I am clearly absolutely terrified by Mar's tongue...

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Saturday, November 25, 2006


Thanks, Mom and Dad!

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It's official. I am now thirty years old. Thirty fucking years old!

They say thirty's the new twenty, no?

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Monday, November 06, 2006
Got the answer from the second school. Accepted. Yay. I'll probably go with the first school that said yes though; it just seems to fit my personality better.

Next up is registration in 3 weeks; classes start January 3rd. Which means I have 8 weeks of social life left...
Life

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Sunday, November 05, 2006
Turned out to be a fairly useful weekend after all. Friday night I caught up on some Lost episodes, spent part of my afternoon Saturday and the MoveOn offices helping coordinate the big Call for Change campaign, and got trashed at night at (where else) home-away-from-home Minibar.

Of course, today was not as productive as my body is getting increasingly impatient with my juvenile attempts at liquoring up too much. I guess I'll have to stick to beer next time. Or lemonade.

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Friday, October 27, 2006
Just got a call from one of the two schools I applied to (starts with a K...)

Got it.

Yessss! It's my favorite, too.

Now I have a perfect excuse to drink tonight. Pfeww.
Life

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Thursday, October 26, 2006
My MBA applications were formally complete today (had some trouble with a French transcript), and both schools should now be able to get back to me within a couple of weeks.

Which shall bring us right around my brithday, at least by a couple of weeks. I'm hoping for two nice gifts for my 30th :)

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Those who know me will tell you I am not the most athletic person out there. Given the choice between watching TV, hiking the Grand Canyon and running a triathlon, however, I will gladly pick number 2. So when I was in SF a couple of weekends ago, I decided I owed it to myself to rent a bike and go around the city.

Obviously, amazing experience, and everyone should do it. I first walked for a couple miles, up Telegraph Hill, back down and then back up to Lombard Street, then back down to the Wharf (completely useless tourists trap, as I had been warned). There, I rented a bike and started along my merry way. The sun wasn't out so I didn't want to cross the GG bridge just yet, and simply went around the Presidio, through the GG Park (awesome De Young museum and Japanase Tee Garden), into the Haight, and then back up to the Wharf, to return the bike.

By then, the sun was out, and I could see the bridge just teasing me. So I took a quick break and went back out to the Presidio, and over the bridge. Crossing the Golden Gate Bridge ranks high in the amazing experiences of my life. The view of the bay on one side, and the Pacific on the other, is breathtaking. And the railings are low enough to give you nice chills when you feel the bridge vibrating (I kept chanting "please no earthquake now"). On the other side was the last hill of the trek (fucking hills!), and then down to Sausalito to catch the ferry back.

All in all, I biked 20 miles that day (of SF terrain, that's like 30 miles in Chicago...) Not bad. Of course, my ass hurt for 2 days afterwards, but it was well worth it.
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
I have finally just submitted my MBA applications, a full 24 hours before the deadline, mind you, which is an achievement for me. Between the interviews, the GMAT, the countless hours spent editing and re-editing essays in which all I do is talk about myself (actually not as enjoyable as one would think), I want two things: watch the Project Runway finale which I Tivo'ed, and pour myself a nice, stiff drink.

Of course, if I don't get accepted by either program, I might throw myself off a bridge. Response in a few weeks...
Life

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Right now I should be writing a 750-word essay on "What do you consider to be your two most important professional (job-related) accomplishments? Why do you consider these important and what did you learn from each situation?" But Project Runway is on. What to do?

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Sunday, September 24, 2006
While the Frog is busy organizing a coup in Thailand, Eriq's the shit on CNBC. We've come a long way, baby! Full video (20MB) available by clicking the pic.


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Friday, September 15, 2006
OK, so here's the first post for my 8+ readers (so sweet for the support, kids)... Took the GMAT again tonight. Last time's score was good enough (it was the average score at the two schools I want), but I wanted a little more. So I paid another $250 to the nice ITS people and took it again.

Verdict? I gained 10 WHOLE points. Well. That was worth it...

Anyway. 700. Not bad. Now I got to write my essays... Oy.

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Monday, August 14, 2006
It's the end of an era! The frog is now going to call Singapore home. Is S'pore ready?

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Friday, August 04, 2006
So yeah, I forgot to update y'all on my GMAT exam this past Tuesday. Well, let's just say the Math was harder than I thought, but they also give you much more time to answer all the questions than my practice tests did, so I may have rushed a bit.

Verdict? 690. Not horrible, but I was really hoping for 700 at least, so I'll take it again in a month.

PS: And of course, let's not mention the essays. I haven't gotten the official score yet, but it won't be pretty...
Life

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Thursday, July 27, 2006


GMAT studying is going OK. I have now done three practice tests and have increased my score to a pretty good number. Now all I have to do is take two full practice tests this weekend and try out for Tuesday...
Life

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
I know, I've been a very bad blogger lately. See, I've been:
1) Sick
2) Really busy with work
3) Studying for my GMAT (Aug 1st)

So, ou see, it's hard to find inspiration in these conditions. I promise I'll find something for y'all.

But then again, shouldn't you be at the beach instead of reading blogs?

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Sunday, July 16, 2006
Sailing around the Riviera is fun, but there ain't no WiFi on the boat (a sad state of affairs, I know). So, as I just got back, I now have to sort through hundreds of blog posts, a few emails, not a single Friendster message, only 8 (my popularity is waning) MySpace friend requests, and 1032 work emails (those will wait until tomorrow).

Full debriefing on the trip shortly.

I'm just glad to be back in a civilized country with air conditioning (no AC on the boat either, the humanity!).
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Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Ben hurt himself at the gym today. In the words of the ER nurse, he impaled his hand. We're not talking about the palm, more about the fingers' base. Still, 22 stitches! My poor baby...

He was woozy from losing over a pint of blood, and yet wanted to go back to the gym after we left the ER, so he could "finish his workout". I asked for a Psych consult :) Hopefully I can keep him away from Bally for at least 12 hours...
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Summer's thing is bunnies. Wherever we go, she has to find the bunnies and then, before they have a chance to take over the planet, she valiantly defends us by barking at them. Her bark in those situations is the shrillest sound you've ever heard; it earned her the name "Psycho" at the Humance Society where we picked her up (they clearly need marketing classes).

Of course, all that barking and saving the world from evil bunnies gets her quite worked up, so as soon as she just can't take it anymore, she stops barking, runs for the nearest grassy area, and takes a dump.

I know God works in mysterious ways and all that bullshit, but come on. You're so excited you poop? At least he wired dogs that way, not humans. Imagine how a Madonna concert would end..
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006


Thanks for the kind words about my poor little shoulder. Went to the doc today, had X Rays and cortisone injections. Turns out it's calcific tendonitis. Hopefully the cortisone will be enough, otherwise it's the OR for FrenchBenj.
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Monday, May 15, 2006
It's now been three nights that I cannot manage to stay asleep longer than 3 hours, and it's getting old. See, a couple of years ago, I think I damaged a rotator cuff ligament. While it slightly reduced my range of motion with my arm, it didn't hurt so I never went to a doc. Well, now it's back with a vengeance. The pain, once the painkillers wear off, and at the risk of sounding like a big baby, is fucking excruciating. I'm seeing Mr. Orthopaedic Surgeon on Wednesday. Hopefully he'll have some good news.
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Thursday, May 11, 2006


Try as I might, and believe me, I try every week, I am completely unable to come up with any caption. I don't mean I can't come up with anything witty, I mean I can't come up with anything. If I was a writer it'd be writer's block, but since I'm not, what is it? Right brain deficiency?
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006


Now I'm glad I signed up for the Alumni Association... Hearing Clinton talk in my old stomping ground, Tech (also know as the biggest and most confusing campus building in America), and then going to Norris to talk about the experience...

Where are the frog and Eriq when you need them?

PS: Incidentally, Stacy London's boyfriend lives in our 'hood, so she's supposedly often around...

PS2: Crap, I just realized I'll be on my way back from NY at that precise time. Crap crap crap!

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Saturday, April 29, 2006
I guess the party got a bit outta hand...


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Friday, April 28, 2006


Google just updated their online mapping for France, including this time road data and better images. This prompted me to find the last place I lived at before I moved to the States. The area was beautiful, minutes from the Luxembourg Gardens, trees everywhere, and the City Jail next door.
So many cops next door was actually reassuring, especially considering it was more a VIP, white-collar type of jail.

Sigh. I had my first boy in that apartment. Souvenirs indeed.
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Sunday, April 23, 2006
Last night was the farewell party to Scott's building, which has a hot date with a wrecking ball in two weeks. Some apartments in the building were already emptied, so, after a few beers, everyone decided to lend a helping hand and jump start the demo. One inside wall in particular got many shoe prints on it. My friend Chuck having punched the wall and succesfully punctured it, I decided to do the same and just went for it.

Well, what do you know, I went through that wall like butter, and didn't hurt myself. Perfect wall puncture and only minor scratches to take care of. Testosterone has funny ways to remind itself to you.

Of course, that manliness capital was immediately wasted by me jumping up and down like a giddy school girl, repeating "I punched through a wall, I'm so butch!".
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Not that anyone would care, but I'm thinking of fencing again. It's supposed to be a great workout and I have great memories from when I was on the team in my boarding school.



Imagine that, a fag flailing a pointy weapon...
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Saturday, March 18, 2006


For reasons that shall remain unknown, Tiffany sent to all the employees at my company a set of two Champagne glasses in a big blue box, as well as three cases of Dom for the office... (Friday afternoon bubbly, anyone?). Upon arriving to our desks back from lunch and discovering the boxes, my female coworker screamed "the blue box is a girl's best friend!"

To which I replied, internally, "Amen, Sister!" There's corporate gifts, and then there's corporate gifts from Tiffany's, know what I'm sayin?
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006


Around the corner from our place is a small, nondescript building, stuck between the artisan bakery and the Italian grocery store. In the summer, there's always an old dude sitting by the front door on a rickety lawn chair. The door is often open, allowing the passerby a glimpse.

From the street, one can see trophies, dead house plants, dust mites, old furniture and, in the back, a smattering of old men playing cards around a table scarred with cigarette burns. Add this to the predominantly Italian (think Palermo, not Rome) neighborhood and the hand-drawn "Private Club" sign taped to the door, and you got yourself rather interesting neighborhod fodder.
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006
I noticed her months ago. On the Milwaukee bus. A pretty woman, in an understated way, with brown hair, little makeup, outfits that were fashionable without being ostentatious. She looked French. But she always had that really sad look on her face. Looking at her left hand I saw she didn’t have a ring. Maybe that’s why she looked so sad. And then two months ago, I saw her again, with a good carat on her left ring finger. I’m unsure why, but that made me really happy for her.
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Monday, January 23, 2006
So the Other Ben and I wandered into the "baths" not too long ago; we were very good boys, but that's beside the point. I paid with my Amex, not even thinking about what my statement would say. Today, I got the answer:



Health Spa. Riiight.

PS: For those who do not know what the baths or Steamworks are, Google it, but it's definitely a NSFW kinda search...
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Sunday, January 22, 2006


The parents are in town this weekend for 48hrs of FrenchBenj family time. Deciding I wanted to take them to a really fancy place, I managed to nab a table at Tru, one of the best restaurants in Chicago. The service was more than impeccable, very helpful and at the same time, not at all pretentious.

The food was unbelievable. Our 6-course "collection" started with four little amuse-bouches of cauliflower, roasted beets, lamb and cucumber juice. And then things got more serious:
Iranian Osetra Caviar Staircase

Sautéed Maine Diver Scallop, Ragoût of Peeky Toe Crab & Cranberry Beans, Chicken Jus

Hudson Valley Foie Gras Torchon, Roasted Quince, Country Toast

Pheasant & Chestnut Velouté

Roasted Atlantic Striped Bass, Mushroom & Bayonne Ham Marmalade, Hearts of Romaine, Sauce Bordelaise

Millbrook Farms Venison Loin, Braised Fennel, Glazed Walnuts, Dried Grapes, Natural Juices

Gale’s Dessert Collection
Really awesome stuff. Could've gone without the caviar though (sharing a teaspoon of caviar between 3 people is no fun).

Then came the hard part: trying to act all cool when I signed the bill, which managed to come up to more than what my first rent was. At least we didn't get the $4,200 bottle of Chateau Latour 1953.
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
OK, maybe I'm a snob, but it took a lot of energy tonight to not stone to death/ overtly ridicule that woman on the bus wearing a coat with the manufacturer's tag still sewn to the sleeve. You're supposed to take it off once you buy the coat, lady.

The Humanity.

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Friday, December 30, 2005
I just realized that my company's CIO, so my boss' boss, has a BS, 2 MS, a PhD, and an MBA. Jeez..
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Not a good day for French expatriates today. FHC had a near death-by-caffeine-and-red-tongue experience, and I almost got run over.

See, on my way home, I cross this street that curves and merges onto a big road. Most drivers pay more attention to the road they're merging onto that the pedestrian crossing they go through before actually merging. Madonna blaring in the iPod, I started crossing and noticed the car coming. It seemed to slow down, so I kept going, until his front fender got ominously close to my leg and I realized he hadn't seen me at all.

At that point, in a hugely uncharacteristic move for me, I jumped back (saving my knee from its shattering demise), slammed by left hand on his hood, brought my right fist up in the air with the full intent of hitting his window, and yelled "Fuck you asshole!".

If you'd asked me I would have guessed I would have jumped back, shrieked "haaaa!", and pissed my pants, so that's pretty good.

The terrified look on the dude's face was priceless though. Whatch the road, asswipe.
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
This weekend, to celebrate our 4th anniv, we're jetting off to Gstaad to go skiing. Well, not so much jetting as driving the Ford, and not so much Gstaad as Merrimac, WI. But you get the idea.

Anyway, I am super-excited to ski again (last time was a good 5 years ago) and to just enjoy the snow and the hot tub, etc. The Other Ben is looking forward to spending lots of calories from all the skiing (better than cardio!) and to looking cute in his new ski outfit.

Pff, twinks...
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Thursday, December 08, 2005
It's snowing right now in Chicago. Bad. And it started barely 1 hours before the start of evening rush hour. Consequently, travel times have skyrocketed to ridiculous levels. On the map to the left, Ben's office is a good hour north of the little bubble to the north of the city that reads 271, as in 271 minutes. So his commute would be, litterally, over 4 hours...

Luckily, he's got his MBA class in the burbs, so he should be fine.


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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Ben (the Other Ben, not me) has a strange obsession with the number 4. Coupled with his OCD, it makes for interesting situation and explains most of his chronic tardiness. For example:
  • Before turning off the TV, the channel must be set on 4. It's Telemundo, but since the volume is also set on 4, it's not that big a deal.
  • Before leaving the house, the door's locked position must be checked four times. On bad days. 16 times (4 times 4), otherwise something horrible will happen.
  • Before leaving the car, the stereo must go through an entire regimen of fucking with each button four times, in cycles of four, etc.
Good times.
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Friday, November 25, 2005
I'm 29 today. One year left before the big one.
[sobbing incontrolably]

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Last night Amanda Lepore was at the Funky Buddha, which is really just 5 minutes from my house. I vowed to go, but chickened out when I found out Tuesday is lesbian night at the Buddha. Lesbians would have me for lunch. They have more butchiness in an unmanicured fingernail as I do in my entire body.

By God, I will see Amanda Lepore one day!

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Friday, October 28, 2005
I take her out, we walk around the block a few times, chase after pigeons, she pees, we go around the block some more, she poops, we go back into the house, I give her a treat, she goes to bed, I go to work.

Dogs have it made.

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